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Truly, to tell lies is not honorable but when the truth entails tremendous ruin,...
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J. Jonah Jameson Hoffman, run down to the patent office and market the name...
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Man’s best possession is a sympathetic wife.
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Like winds and sunsets, wild things were taken for granted until progress began to...
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Whoever acquires knowledge but does not practice it is as one who ploughs but...
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The happiest is the person who suffers the least pain; the most miserable who...
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If you feel yourself falling, let go and glide.
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Calling Atheism a religion is like calling bald a hair color.
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The notes I handle no better than many pianists. But the pauses between the...
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Think of what would happen to us in America if there were no humorists;...