Quote #14878
You teach your daugthers the diameters of the planets and wonder when you are...
Quote #15548
Ahhh. A man with a sharp wit. Someone ought to take it away from...
Quote #19552
Of ex-President Eisenhower at the Republican convention of 1964 Reading a speech with his...
Quote #8623
The road to hell is paved with adverbs.
Quote #1742
Parades should be classed as a nuisance and participants should be subject to a...
Quote #4034
Be slow in choosing a friend, slower in changing.
Quote #7133
Use soft words and hard arguments.
Quote #19691
Marry your son when you will, but you daughter when you can.
Quote #9199
My life is the story of a man who always wants to carry too...
Quote #11164
A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he...