Quote #2311
What torture, this life in society! Often someone is obliging enough to offer me...
Quote #34660
Be master of your petty annoyances and conserve your energies for the big, worthwhile...
Quote #12133
If you want to sacrifice the admiration of many men for the criticism of...
Quote #3543
Shallow men believe in luck. Strong men believe in cause and effect.
Quote #22563
It is an old habit with theologians to beat the living with the bones...
Quote #3020
Contrary to popular belief, English women do not wear tweed nightgowns.
Quote #23994
I worry about my child and the Internet all the time, even though she’s...
Quote #19722
To lengthen thy life, lessen thy meals.
Quote #30946
The blind man is laughing at the bald head.
Quote #20321
Maurice Oh yeah, I started out mopping the floor just like you guys. Then...