Quote #23246
All the fat guys watch me and say to their wives, ‘See, there’s a...
Quote #25673
A grownup is a child with layers on.
Quote #20990
My meaning in saying he is a good man, is to have you understand...
Quote #29003
The farther it gets from the bench it was worked on, the more real...
Quote #22695
There is no security on earth there is only opportunity.
Quote #23581
It is well to be born either a king or a fool.
Quote #10575
Stress is an ignorant state. It believes that everything is an emergency. Nothing is...
Quote #25655
On the edge of destiny, you must test your strength.
Quote #32790
I’m not dumb, I just have a command of thoroughly useless information.
Quote #21693
There is no such thing as a lover’s oath.