Quote #15893
I do not know what I may appear to the world; but to myself...
Quote #17929
Sooner or later everyone sits down to a banquet of consequences.
Quote #7620
How use doth breed a habit in a man.
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A reasonable amount o’ fleas is good fer a dog-keeps him from broodin’ over...
Quote #906
If you want to go somewhere, goto is the best way to get there.
Quote #2792
A thing worth having is a thing worth cheating for.
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Murphy Brown is doing better than I am. At least she knows she still...
Quote #5418
September tries its best to have us forget summer.
Quote #25188
Many a man owes his success to his first wife and his second wife...
Quote #17766
To cease smoking is the easiset thing I ever did. I ought to know,...