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The trouble with jogging is that the ice falls out of your glass.
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There is a terrible war coming, and these young men who have never seen...
Quote #22582
Miserable mortals who, like leaves, at one moment flame with life, eating the produce...
Quote #11911
How to make God laugh: Tell him your future plans.
Quote #31577
The tendency of an event to occur varies inversely with one’s preparation for it.
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Only two classes of books are of universal appeal. The very best and the...
Quote #2869
Our lives improve only when we take chances – and the first and most...
Quote #22250
We always deceive ourselves twice about the people we love – first to their...
Quote #22774
Men who are unhappy, like men who sleep badly, are always proud of the...
Quote #11602
Chastity is the greatest form of perversion.