Quote #2643
One should always be in love. That is the reason one should never marry.
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A bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella in fair weather...
Quote #27843
It’s all right to have butterflies in your stomach. Just get them to fly...
Quote #28829
The sun don’t shine on the same dog’s ass all the time.
Quote #17555
Here at lastWe shall be freethe Almighty hath not builtHere for his envy, will...
Quote #14710
A writer is not a confectioner, a cosmetic dealer, or an entertainer. He is...
Quote #13606
It is only the wisest and the stupidest that cannot change.
Quote #22543
Money, the root of all evil…but the cure for all sadness.
Quote #32788
Who was the guy who first looked at a cow and said, ‘I think...
Quote #16903
What is a weed A plant whose virtues have never been discovered.