Quote #545
I wish the government would put a tax on pianos for the incompetent.
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At first people refuse to believe that a strange new thing can be done,...
Quote #31177
The bottom line is that (a) people are never perfect, but love can be,...
Quote #958
The ability to quote is a serviceable substitute for wit.
Quote #30125
If you achieve success, you will get applause, and if you get applause, you...
Quote #26733
Reggie Smith of the Dodgers and Gary Matthews of the homers hit Braves in...
Quote #18996
The only new thing is history we don’t know.
Quote #33055
If there is anything that keeps the mind open to angel visits, and repels...
Quote #2692
The Puritan hated bear-baiting, not because it gave pain to the bear, but because...
Quote #1806
There is nothing wrong with sobriety in moderation.