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Being a hero is about the shortest-lived profession on earth.
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It is hard to believe that a man is telling the truth when you...
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The only thing that interferes with my learning is my education.
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Beware of too much laughter, for it deadens the mind and produces oblivion.
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Most comics make jokes to defend themselves against what they see as a hostile...
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Some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some hire public relations officers.
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Are we at last brought to such humiliating and debasing degradation, that we cannot...
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As gold which he cannot spend will make no man rich, so knowledge which...
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A friend is someone who will help you move. A real friend is someone...
Quote #21580
I don’t know the key to success, but the key to failure is to...