Quote #2120
A bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella in fair weather...
Quote #26088
The person who tries to live alone will not succeed as a human being....
Quote #34826
Well, if I called the wrong number, why did you answer the phone
Quote #16231
A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.
Quote #31143
If you’re going to sin, sin against God, not the bureaucracy. God will forgive...
Quote #15872
Much misconstruction and bitterness are spared to him who thinks naturally upon what he...
Quote #9254
Surely your gladness need not be the less for the thought that you will...
Quote #19957
Man is distinguished from all other creatures by the faculty of laughter.
Quote #16883
Every man alone is sincere. At the entrance of a second person, hypocrisy begins.
Quote #605
I like people who refuse to speak until they are ready to speak.