Quote #2533
If only it was as easy to banish hunger by rubbing the belly as...
Quote #10920
Are you insinuating that I am a purveyor of terminological inexactitudes?
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Spare no expense to save money on this one.
Quote #1612
Learning is not compulsory… neither is survival.
Quote #33009
Society produces rogues, and education makes one rogue more clever than another.
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Success is the necessary misfortune of life, but it is only to the very...
Quote #11370
Books have the same enemies as people: fire, humidity, animals, weather, and their own...
Quote #11170
A filthy mouth will not utter decent language.
Quote #8149
Life is sobs, sniffles, and smiles, with sniffles predominating.
Quote #27203
Nothing can be produced out of nothing.