Quote #827
God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh.
Quote #3126
The wine seems to be very closed-in and seems to have entered a dumb...
Quote #23071
The road to Hell is paved with good intentions.
Quote #20603
Our passions are like convulsion fits, which, though they make us stronger for a...
Quote #22015
A crash is when your competitor’s program dies. When your program dies, it is...
Quote #4668
A fat paunch never breeds fine thoughts.
Quote #19506
I think that I shall never see A poem lovely as a tree.
Quote #11344
Be sincere; be brief; be seated.
Quote #33899
Old age, believe me, is a good and pleasant thing. It is true you...
Quote #9681
We know what we are, but know not what we may be.