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A hotel isn’t like a home, but it’s better than being a house guest.
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Why do writers write Because it isn’t there.
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The Vice Presidency is sort of like the last cookie on the plate. Everybody...
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Imagine what it would be like if TV actually were good. It would be...
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You can teach someone who cares to write columns, but you can?t teach someone...
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Egotism is the anesthetic that dulls the pain of stupidity.
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Those who misrepresent the normal experiences of life, who decry being controversial, who shun...
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I predict future happiness for Americans if they can prevent the government from wasting...
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An object in possession seldom retains the same charm that it had in pursuit.
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Miracles are like meatballs, because nobody can exactly agree what they are made of,...