Quote #1779
I have given up reading books; I find it takes my mind off myself.
Quote #367
Her only flair is in her nostrils.
Quote #33813
What we call ‘Progress’ is the exchange of one nuisance for another nuisance.
Quote #15494
Memory tempers prosperity, mitigates adversity, control youth, and delights old age.
Quote #11820
Liberty is to faction, what air is to fire, an ailment without which it...
Quote #9440
The world is wide, and I will not waste my life in friction when...
Quote #11799
If Edison had a needle to find in a haystack, he would proceed at...
Quote #14410
The weather-cock on the church spire, though made of iron, would soon be broken...
Quote #25750
There are some things so serious you have to laugh at them.
Quote #10970
A man who is afraid of death will be afraid of life also, because...