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Slater Didja ever look at a dollar bill man There’s some spooky shit goin’...
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Here is the world, sound as a nut, perfect, not the smallest piece of...
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It’s hard to create humor because of the unfair competition from the real world.
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If Thomas Edison invented electric light today, Dan Rather would report it on CBS...
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The only joy in the world is to begin.
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A thing moderately good is not so good as it ought to be. Moderation...
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There are many methods for predicting the future. For example, you can read horoscopes,...
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You can learn many things from children. How much patience you have, for instance.
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If you think education is expensive, Try Ignorance!!!
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You are today where your thoughts have brought you; you will be tomorrow where...