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Have a heart that never hardens, and a temper that never tries, and a...
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We must remember that a right lost to one is lost to all.
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Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You...
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On this planet, there are people with talents and people with flaws. The smart...
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The man who does not work for the love of work but only for...
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As surgeons keep their instruments and knives always at hand for cases requiring immediate...
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We don’t bother much about dress and manners in England, because as a nation...
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Art is a lie which makes us realize the truth.
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I have found you an argument; I am not obliged to find you an...
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Linus Apparently, he’s got a record longer than my… well, it’s long.