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Want to make your computer go really fast Throw it out a window.
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Your security does not lie in the hands of Kerry, Bush or al-Qaeda. Your...
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We need anything politically important rationed out like Pez: small, sweet, and coming out...
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Our health always seems much more valuable after we lose it.
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Frustration is one of the greatest things in art; satisfaction is nothing.
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One of the things that is wrong with America is that everybody who has...
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It is said that power corrupts, but actually it?s more true that power attracts...
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This communicating of a man’s self to his friend works two contrary effects for...
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It’s all in the day’s work, as the huntsman said when the lion ate...
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You will certainly not be able to take the lead in all things yourself,...