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The lover says How beautiful you are, now that you love me.
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The vanity of teaching doth oft tempt a man to forget that he is...
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With malice toward none, with charity for all, …let us strive on to finish...
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Do not condemn the judgement of another because it differs from your own. You...
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I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick — not...
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Life… is like a grapefruit. It’s orange and squishy, and has a few pips...
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If you command wisely, you’ll be obeyed cheerfully.
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Never trust the man who tells you all his troubles but keeps from you...
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If the world were a logical place, men would ride side saddle.