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Outside of a dog, a book is man’s best friend. Inside of a dog...
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Laughter is the best form of medicine. For when we laugh, we neither think,...
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All the President is, is a glorified public relations man who spends his time...
Quote #31536
You can often measure a person by the size of his dream.
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It is the chiefest point of happiness that a man is willing to be...
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Minds are like parachutes. They only function when they are open.
Quote #14549
Partying is such sweet sorrow.
Quote #6679
We need anything politically important rationed out like Pez: small, sweet, and coming out...
Quote #7262
Self-pity is our worst enemy and if we yield to it, we can never...
Quote #22540
You’re so goddamned concerned about the civilians, and I don’t give a damn. to...