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Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You...
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Don’t be afraid of opposition. Remember, a kite rises against not with the wind.
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Enjoy the little things, for one day you may look back and realize they...
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Everything comes to he who hustles while he waits.
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George It was the greatest feeling I ever had. Followed abruptly by the worst...
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There is no passion like that of a functionary for his function.
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By following the concept of ‘one country, two systems,’ you don’t swallow me up...
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Quarrel not at all. No man resolved to make the most of himself can...
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General principles should not be based on exceptional cases.
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It takes ten pounds of common sense to carry one pound of learning.