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Be humble for you are made of dung. Be noble for you are made...
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A friend is someone, who upon seeing another friend in immense pain, would rather...
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Want to make your computer go really fast Throw it out a window.
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Fleas can be taught nearly anything a congressman can.
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Enlighten the people, generally, and tyranny and oppressions of body and mind will vanish...
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The first precept was never to accept a thing as true until I knew...
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Through all the world there goes one long cry from the heart of the...
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There are no such things as applied sciences, only applications of science.
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The reason there are two senators for each state is so that one can...
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God gives us our relatives- thank God we can choose our friends.