Quote #34370
Fall not in love, therefore it will stick to your face.
Quote #17523
If you let conditions stop you from working, they’ll always stop you.
Quote #10329
Bisexuality automatically doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.
Quote #27683
The way you treat yourself sets the standard for others.
Quote #3725
Truth never comes into the world but like a bastard, to the ignominy of...
Quote #17054
There are some things which cannot be learned quickly, and time, which is all...
Quote #11344
Be sincere; be brief; be seated.
Quote #19999
When it’s third and ten, you can take the milk drinkers and I’ll take...
Quote #28440
You gotta have a dream. If you don’t have a dream, how you gonna...
Quote #9876
Religion is pickled God.