Quote #34733
There’s a lot to be said for self-delusionment when it comes to matters of...
Quote #8123
People who bite the hand that feeds them usually lick the boot that kicks...
Quote #1391
To be able to fill leisure intelligently is the last product of civilization.
Quote #24356
Faith without works is dead.
Quote #9873
Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You...
Quote #4283
All is flux, nothing stays still.
Quote #2757
God made everything out of nothing, but the nothingness shows through.
Quote #17878
Don’t go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you...
Quote #28934
Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, if he...
Quote #9288
Nothing can bring you peace but yourself.