Quote #34472
Don’t be a fool and die for your country. Let the other sonofabitch die...
Quote #246
I have noticed that the people who are late are often so much jollier...
Quote #23941
Beware of over-great pleasure in being popular or even beloved.
Quote #15680
Democracy is the recurrent suspicion that more than half of the people are right...
Quote #13216
Spontaneous kindness is to hipsters as high beams are to deer.
Quote #27939
A good scare is worth more to a man than good advice.
Quote #27012
The kind of humor I like is the thing that makes me laugh for...
Quote #6187
When I am abroad, I always make it a rule never to criticize or...
Quote #5570
The secret of greatness is simple: do better work than any other man in...
Quote #30954
The greater love is a mother’s then comes a dog’s then a sweetheart’s.