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One golfer a year is hit by lightning. This may be the only evidence...
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He had heard people speak contemptuously of money he wondered if they had ever...
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Time is just something that we assign. You know, past, present, it’s just all...
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There are two main human sins from which all the others derive: impatience and...
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It is only an auctioneer who can equally and impartially admire all schools of...
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If a man insisted always on being serious, and never allowed himself a bit...
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Philosophy is to the real world as masturbation is to sex.
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The scientist is not a person who gives the right answers, he’s one who...
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Humans are driven by a perpetual and restless desire of power.
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Ferris I asked for a car, I got a computer. How’s that for being...