Quote #988
People love high ideals, but they got to be about 33-percent plausible.
Quote #929
On the plus side, death is one of the few things that can be...
Quote #33424
Guard your honor. Let your reputation fall where it will. And outlive the bastards.
Quote #22069
The first precept was never to accept a thing as true until I knew...
Quote #4664
Never advise anyone to go to war or to marry.
Quote #3017
It is no disgrace to be poor, but it might as well be.
Quote #24508
Love not what you are, but what you may become.
Quote #33347
It is no wonder that people are so horrible when they start their life...
Quote #34026
Spring has sprung. We’re free at last, people. Free at last. Thank you mother...
Quote #13367
The lottery is a tax on people who flunked math.