Quote #29463
Life is made up of small pleasures. Happiness is made up of those tiny...
Quote #13991
The hardest thing in the world to understand is the income tax.
Quote #20986
But, soft what light through yonder window breaks It is the east, and Juliet...
Quote #25019
Threats don’t work with the person who’s got nothing to lose.
Quote #30725
History is littered with the wars which everybody knew would never happen.
Quote #26160
Are we having fun yet
Quote #25856
Money is a good servant, but a poor master.
Quote #17783
A verb has a hard enough time of it in this world when it...
Quote #32800
Leave it to a girl to take the fun out of sex discrimination.
Quote #32790
I’m not dumb, I just have a command of thoroughly useless information.