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No plan can prevent a stupid person from doing the wrong thing in the...
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Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.
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It can go on and on, or someone must write ‘The End’ to it....
Quote #1991
I have found little that is good about human beings. In my experience most...
Quote #17632
How much better a thing it is to be envied than to be pitied.
Quote #33856
Competition is a painful thing, but it produces great results.
Quote #1143
Seriousness is the only refuge of the shallow.
Quote #3219
Gentility is what is left over from rich ancestors after the money is gone.
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Would you want to do business with a person who was 99% honest?
Quote #11298
Anger is a momentary madness, so control your passion or it will control you.