Quote #14049
Not only is there no God, but try getting a plumber on weekends.
Quote #21446
Instead of comparing our lot with that of those who are more fortunate than...
Quote #33434
You try to give away what you want yourself.
Quote #28056
Poor are poor because rich are rich.
Quote #30615
The secret of greatness is simple do better work than any other man in...
Quote #20774
Become addicted to constant and never-ending self improvement.
Quote #22794
Five miles meandering with mazy motion,Through dale the sacred river ran,Then reached the caverns...
Quote #33652
When you wish to instruct, be brief that men’s minds take in quickly what...
Quote #19280
I don’t know much about being a millionaire, but I’ll bet I’d be darling...
Quote #34693
On the Internet, nobody knows you’re a dog.