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A day without newspapers is like walking around without your pants on.
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The brain that bubbles with phrases has hard work to collect its thoughts.
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Take life one basket at a time.
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Many an opportunity is lost because a man is out looking for four-leaf clovers.
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We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that...
Quote #13557
Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side,...
Quote #9421
I want to believe in intelligent design, and hence I am suspicious of anything...
Quote #23009
Forgive, O Lord, my little jokes on Thee and I’ll forgive Thy great big...
Quote #28660
The only difference between a pigeon and the American farmer today is that a...
Quote #2748
For all the gold and silver stolen and shipped to Spain did not make...