Quote #24689
The thinker dies, but his thoughts are beyond the reach of destruction. Men are...
Quote #9873
Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You...
Quote #3246
I love acting. It is so much more real than life.
Quote #14010
If you obey all the rules, you miss all the fun.
Quote #5663
Ask about your neighbors, then buy the house.
Quote #33252
Do or do not, there is no try.
Quote #12426
Be glad of life because it gives you the chance to love, and to...
Quote #15754
Pride defeats its own end, by bringing the man who seeks esteem and reverence...
Quote #13762
Our character is what we do when we think no one is looking.
Quote #8327
Take care to get what you like or you will be forced to like...