Quote #32580
I have discovered, in 20 years of moving around a ballpark, that the knowledge...
Quote #13023
I hate cameras. They are so much more sure than I am about everything.
Quote #31652
I am the Roman Emperor, and am above grammar.
Quote #393
Having something to say is overrated.
Quote #3327
Like the ski resort full of girls hunting for husbands and husbands hunting for...
Quote #11047
It takes a village to raise an idiot.
Quote #6689
Happiness is an imaginary condition, formerly attributed by the living to the dead, now...
Quote #17456
He who wishes to secure the good of others has already secured his own.
Quote #1159
Belief is the death of intelligence.
Quote #34906
There’s nothing sooner dry than women’s tears.