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I expect Woman will be the last thing civilized by Man.
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They tell me I have got a mind of my own, but sometimes it’s...
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Good executives never put off until tomorrow what they can get someone else to...
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Maturity is a bitter disappointment for which no remedy exists, unless laughter can be...
Quote #7768
Do not fight verbosity with words: speech is given to all, intelligence to few.
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I am not afraid of storms for I am learning how to sail my...
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He used to say that it was better to have one friend of great...
Quote #24599
No tyranny is so irksome as petty tyranny the officious demands of policemen, government...
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Ya know, if you treat every comic the way you treated me tonight, You...
Quote #6471
Most institutions demand unqualified faith; but the institution of science makes skepticism a virtue.