Quote #29839
I cannot help but wonder whether, by continuing and expanding the school lunch program,...
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A doubtful friend is worse than a certain enemy. Let a man be one...
Quote #32790
I’m not dumb, I just have a command of thoroughly useless information.
Quote #14627
There is no good arguing with the inevitible. The only argument available with an...
Quote #14538
Laugh and the world laughs with you, snore and you sleep alone.
Quote #13364
A sex symbol becomes a thing. I hate being a thing.
Quote #10475
There is no king who has not had a slave among his ancestors, and...
Quote #20552
The first day of spring is one thing, and the first spring day is...
Quote #11818
Besides anarchy, the worst thing in this world is government.
Quote #26014
Those who have easy, cheerful attitudes tend to be happier than those with less...