Quote #3262
If sex is such a natural phenomenon, how come there are so many books...
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Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are...
Quote #16229
There is no thought in any mind, but it quickly tends to convert itself...
Quote #14912
Every experience in life, everything with which we have come in contact in life,...
Quote #24093
Man is the only animal that laughs and weeps, for he is the only...
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Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an...
Quote #2769
Historian: an unsuccessful novelist.
Quote #23235
Shake off all the fears of servile prejudices, under which weak minds are servilely...
Quote #3519
A person reveals his character by nothing so clearly as the joke he resents.
Quote #9685
The American, by nature, is optimistic. He is experimental, an inventor and a builder...