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We are no guiltier in following the primative impulses that govern us than is...
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My prerogative right now is to just chill and let all the other overexposed...
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Diligence is the mother of good fortune.
Quote #5585
Remember that happiness is a way of travel – not a destination.
Quote #20245
One should believe in marriage as in the immortality of the soul.
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The proper office of a friend is to side with you when you are...
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People love to admit they have bad handwriting or that they can’t do math....
Quote #8504
Nothing exists except atoms and empty space;everything else is opinion.
Quote #9427
There is no gravity. The earth sucks.
Quote #28071
In order to find a good quotation in a dictionary of humorous quotations, I...