Quote #22788
Nothing is as irritating as the fellow who chats pleasantly while he’s overcharging you.
Quote #29722
It isn’t the people you fire who make your life miserable, it’s the people...
Quote #118
Civilization is the distance man has placed between himself and his excreta.
Quote #32504
Never lose hope.
Quote #9910
The mellow sweetness of pumpkin pie off a prison spoon is something you will...
Quote #3350
I am into parallel monogamy.
Quote #17271
Blessed is the influence of one true, loving human soul on another.
Quote #11139
A bird that you set free may be caught again, but a word that...
Quote #16996
When a whole nation is roaring Patriotism at the top of its voice, I...
Quote #14194
There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening...