Quote #7779
It was once said that the moral test of Government is how that Government...
Quote #1515
We are never deceived; we deceive ourselves.
Quote #892
A man does not sin by commission only, but often by ommission.
Quote #3921
The town where I grew up has a zip code of E-I-E-I-O.
Quote #4573
There are some remedies worse than the disease.
Quote #18323
I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick — not...
Quote #381
Sex is a bad thing because it rumples the clothes.
Quote #7270
We cannot always build the future for our youth, but we can build our...
Quote #25613
Children require guidance and sympathy far more than instruction.
Quote #2852
Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, and a dark...