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Every improvement in communication makes the bore more terrible.
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If life were fair, Dan Quayle would be making a living asking ‘Do you...
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I think that parents only get so offended by television because they rely on...
Quote #14096
A static hero is a public liability. Progress grows out of motion.
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I believe, if we take habitual drunkards as a class, their heads and their...
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All is for the best in the best of all possible worlds.
Quote #896
I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that...
Quote #5672
The world is governed more by appearances than realities, so that it is fully...
Quote #18707
The meanest, most contemptible kind of praise is that which first speaks well of...
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It is a good morning exercise for a research scientist to discard a pet...