Quote #6466
You cannot teach a man anything; you can only help him find it within...
Quote #18090
Let the gentle bush dig its root deep and spread upward to split the...
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I wish outer-space guys would conquer Earth and make people their pets, because I’d...
Quote #21993
Rusty Shane, you’ve got three pairs. You can’t have six cards You can’t have...
Quote #4659
Very little is needed to make a happy life.
Quote #25666
He was so narrow-minded he could see through a keyhole with two eyes.
Quote #12874
The Lord is my light and my salvation – so why should I be...
Quote #14070
Whether they give or refuse, it delights women just the same to have been...
Quote #19007
Any man who has had the job I’ve had and didn’t have a sense...
Quote #13819
Everyone complains of his lack of memory, but nobody of his want of judgment.