Quote #429
Living in a vacuum sucks.
Quote #2732
As if there were safety in stupidity alone.
Quote #20078
Life is an onion and one peels it crying.
Quote #28134
I remember how my Great Uncle Jerry would sit on the porch and whittle...
Quote #7337
It is destruction to the weak man to attempt to imitate the powerful.
Quote #1404
We owe something to extravagance, for thrift and adventure seldom go hand in hand.
Quote #941
Your food stamps will be stopped effective March, 1992, because we received notice that...
Quote #16677
I’m tired of Love I’m still more tired of Rhyme. But Money gives me...
Quote #19136
He who dies with the most toys is, nonetheless, still dead.
Quote #10329
Bisexuality automatically doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.