Quote #23650
Everywhere is nowhere. When a person spends all his time in foreign travel, he...
Quote #10533
A conservative is a man with two perfectly good legs who, however, has never...
Quote #31641
When you meet your antagonist, do everything in a mild and agreeable manner. Let...
Quote #7894
The saying “Getting there is half the fun” became obsolete with the advent of...
Quote #20523
I just wrap my arms around the whole backfield and peel ‘em one by...
Quote #12024
If you can walk you can dance, if you can talk you can sing.
Quote #22833
If you think of yourselves as helpless and ineffectual, it is certain that you...
Quote #1288
Conservatives are not necessarily stupid, but most stupid people are conservatives.
Quote #21505
People can have the Model T in any colour–so long as it’s black.
Quote #530
The woman whose behavior indicates that she will make a scene if she is...