Quote #1299
Retirement at sixty-five is ridiculous. When I was sixty-five I still had pimples.
Quote #26640
We’re all generous, but with different things, like time, money, talent — criticism.
Quote #14556
When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room.
Quote #18820
Your children are not your children. They are the sons and daughters of Life’s...
Quote #5777
I gotta be me.
Quote #28072
Men as well as animals do whatever makes them happy, differences lie in what...
Quote #25831
To fall in love is to create a religion that has a fallible god.
Quote #12795
He is rich enough that wants nothing.
Quote #19217
Want to make your computer go really fast Throw it out a window.
Quote #19284
If all the girls who attended the Yale prom were laid end to end,...