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I can believe anything, provided it is incredible.
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I seldom think of politics more than 18 hours a day.
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All romantics meet the same fate someday. Cynical and drunk and boring someone in...
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Who ever loved that loved not at first sight
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Let us resolve to be masters, not the victims, of our history, controlling our...
Quote #5931
Home is an invention on which no one has yet improved.
Quote #22969
A kiss makes the heart young again and wipes out the years.
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One only needs two tools in life: WD-40 to make things go, and duct...
Quote #24590
My mother had to send me to the movies with my birth certificate, so...
Quote #21779
Yet ah why should they know their fateSince sorrow never comes too late,And happiness...