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The finest gift you can give anyone is encoragement. Yet, almost no one gets...
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When you go into court you are putting your fate into the hands of...
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Even pleasure itself is a toil.
Quote #10440
Comedy is simply a funny way of being serious.
Quote #3654
The primary purpose of the Data statement is to give names to constants; instead...
Quote #23429
I cordially dislike allegory in all its manifestations, and always have done since I...
Quote #18796
The optimist sees the rose and not its thorns the pessimist stares at the...
Quote #16021
It is only when the rich are sick that they fully feel the impotence...
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I spent a lot of money on booze, birds and fast cars. The rest...
Quote #595
Humor distorts nothing, and only false gods are laughed off their pedestals.