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On the Internet, nobody knows you’re a dog.
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I have a high state of resentment for the conformity in this country. If...
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Do not be content with showing friendship in words alone, let your heart burn...
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Humanity is composed but of two categories, the invalids and the nurses.
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I admire the serene assurance of those who have religious faith. It is wonderful...
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There’s only so much you can do, but if somebody doesn’t give you a...
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For I dipped into the future, as far as human eye could see, saw...
Quote #14151
Nothing is more difficult, and therefore more precious, than to be able to decide.
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It is impossible for an Englishman to open his mouth without making some other...
Quote #29832
Think of what would happen to us in America if there were no humorists...