Quote #26306
Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the...
Quote #23169
Don’t stay long when the husband is not at home.
Quote #20328
Aerodynamically, the bumble bee shouldn’t be able to fly, but the bumble bee doesn’t...
Quote #33197
I have no need of your God-damned sympathy. I only wish to be entertained...
Quote #32460
The hardest part of any journey is taking that first step.
Quote #14131
The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about...
Quote #16530
Never let your sense of morals get in the way of doing what’s right.
Quote #26589
When I look back on all the worries I remember the story of the...
Quote #31127
Calamity is the test of integrity.
Quote #21971
When they call the roll in the Senate, the Senators do not know whether...