Quote #2522
Anything that is too stupid to be spoken is sung.
Quote #29106
He is a teenager, after all-a strange agent with holes in his jeans, studs...
Quote #1115
The two most common elements in the universe are Hydrogen and stupidity.
Quote #19284
If all the girls who attended the Yale prom were laid end to end,...
Quote #20830
Life’s but a walking shadow, a poor player, that struts and frets his hour...
Quote #24300
The ideals which have lighted my way, and time after time have given me...
Quote #5192
The secret of happiness is this: Let your interests be as wide as possible,...
Quote #25361
In the face of an obstacle which is impossible to overcome, stubbornness is stupid.
Quote #12971
Just as treasures are uncovered from the earth, so virtue appears from good deeds,...
Quote #2052
College football would be more interesting if the faculty played instead of the students...