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I guess I kinda lost control, because in the middle of the play I...
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There is nothing wrong with sobriety in moderation.
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And if it all falls apart, I will know deep in my heart, the...
Quote #16369
The most valuable things in life are not measured in monetary terms. The really...
Quote #517
There is not one female comic who was beautiful as a little girl.
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Disclaimer If anyone disagrees with anything I say, I am quite prepared to not...
Quote #1024
Oh, what tangled webs we weave, When we first practice to deceive.
Quote #601
There are three social classes in America: upper middle class, middle class, and lower...
Quote #23164
Deceive the rich and powerful if you will, but don’t insult them.
Quote #12760
God made man because He loves stories.