Quote #1791
It is always the best policy to tell the truth, unless, of course, you...
Quote #8531
Stupidity has a certain charm – ignorance does not.
Quote #34027
The fact that when we die we are nothing more than worm meat—I just...
Quote #23922
Confessed faults are half mended.
Quote #24645
Totally mad. Utter nonsense. But we’ll do it because it’s brilliant nonsense.
Quote #31272
Never invest in anything that eats or needs repainting.
Quote #1524
There are some things you learn best in calm, and some in storm.
Quote #1584
We call them dumb animals, and so they are, for they cannot tell us...
Quote #13953
There are no traffic jams when you go the extra mile.
Quote #27078
Sexual pleasure is, I agree, a passion to which all others are subordinate but...